What animals make the best/worst pets?
Dear Sir / Madam / Being / Entity,
Blessings on your household, for the Ancient Gods have spoken!
To be claimed by a cat is to have an Ancient God call you worthy.
Feed the feline well, provide warmth and curious human things, for the Ancient Gods are playful. Allow long naps and give good scritches, and all will be well.
Remember, ye are in the presence of the Ancient One. Some things cannot be explained.
Enjoy your days and live well.
Yours sincerely,
Bastet’s Acolytes, Re-incarnated
c/o The Cat Distribution System
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