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Mother of Dragons

If you could pick any fictional animal to be your lifelong companion (like a Pokémon or fantasy pet), what would it be?

At first I thought: Dragons!
But then I remembered Guards! Guards! and decided, maybe no dragons.

Then I thought: Unicorns!
But where to put the poor thing? And what do unicorns eat?

Then I thought: Phoenix!
Only which one? Ancient Greek? Or the Septology we dare not name? What if it burns when I’m not there? Problems.

Finally, I decided I’ll stick to cats since they’re quite magical already. After all, “In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”- Sir Terry Pratchett

#dailysnark

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What gives you direction in life?

Regular 9-5 Person: I need direction. Maybe this mediation thing will help. Let’s see.

Universe: titili titili dadadidum di dadadaboopdibopdi dada tumdi bopdiboopdi tsss tsss tsss tsss dadada dadada mm mm jigitty jig diboom da tshikidi tshikidi tum di tum da dadada dadada boomdibop di ooooh ooooh lalala bam dibidibibop diboom da tsoom tsoom

Regular 9-5 Person: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

Meanwhile

Thelonius Monk: Tell me more.

Kay who ate mushrooms: Wow. I can hear God.

Cats: Meow.

© 2025 threegoodwords

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Can I has…

What animals make the best/worst pets?

Dear Sir / Madam / Being / Entity,

Blessings on your household, for the Ancient Gods have spoken!

To be claimed by a cat is to have an Ancient God call you worthy.

Feed the feline well, provide warmth and curious human things, for the Ancient Gods are playful. Allow long naps and give good scritches, and all will be well.

Remember, ye are in the presence of the Ancient One. Some things cannot be explained.

Enjoy your days and live well.

Yours sincerely,
Bastet’s Acolytes, Re-incarnated
c/o The Cat Distribution System

© 2025 threegoodwords

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Danger Floof

Which animal would you compare yourself to and why?

Field Report:

Spotted: Big Cat, lounging in a Marula tree, peaceful, but not to be trifled with.

#roar