Which animal would you compare yourself to and why?
Field Report:
Spotted: Big Cat, lounging in a Marula tree, peaceful, but not to be trifled with.
#roar
*dips pen into ink*
Write a letter to your 100-year-old self.
Dear Me,
As you know, this isn’t the real letter.
Check the notebook, you know which one.
Love & Hugs
Myself & I
P.S.: Arigo’s and The High Sem ❤️
Retail Therapy
Where would you go on a shopping spree?
A pretty place where all the lovely clothes fit perfectly.
This place does not exist, except maybe by magic. #dailysnark
The one with the lightsabers
What is the last thing you learned?
Space operas are way more realistic than we thought.
#TGIF
Fighting Words
What is one question you hate to be asked? Explain.
Is that your real hair?
No, I shot it on my last hair hunt. This is my sanctioned trophy as the Ancestors decreed.
Why are you so emotional?
Who hurt you? Was it Mother?
Why do you care about these people?
Why are you a garbage person made of garbage? Look at you, a sentient trash can. A walking dumpsterfire. Gross.
*”Was it Mother?” is a quote IYKYK
three good words 