When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?
Dear Mr. Wile E. Coyote,
Thank you for your letter.
ACME is committed to improving the ACME Customer Product Experience (CPE) to fully satisfy ACME customer needs.
In light of your recent inquiries, we cordially invite you as one of our most valued customers to share your experiences with a select number of ACME products you have so far purchased. We hope that your valued input as a veteran ACME customer will help improve the ACME CPE as a whole.
Please send us your questions and concerns regarding the following ACME products:
- Giant Bow & Arrow
- Infinity Ladder
- Giant Red Rocket
- Enormous Bullseye
- Massive Slingshot
- Trampoline (normal)
- Portable Tunnel
We thank you for your time and commitment, and look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours sincerely,
John Doe
ACME Customer Product Experience & Hazard Division
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