Question: What the hell is “radical gardening”?
Possible Answer: Maybe the Roses got organized and took over, firebombed the Freesias and kidnapped the Daisies, made sinister videos of them tied to a gardening hose and sent it all to Gardening Magazine, demanding ten gallons of Nutrition 8 Fertilizer by the next full moon otherwise they’ll drown the Daisies in saltwater and that’ll just be the beginning. If they don’t follow the demands the Petunia’s are next. Signed, *The New Red Roses*.
Unless of course it’s all about trimming the hedges into sharks and skulls instead of stags and unicorns… Who comes up with these terms?
The Ultimate Human Shopping List, (according to Dylan Moran): “What is the good stuff? Whatever I’m not allowed! That’s the ultimate human shopping list: I want some illegal, some forbidden, some frowned upon and some downright disgusting, please. And I’d like it all to go please, thank you.”
three good words 