multiversal

Describe your life in an alternate universe.

Which one, though?

There are infinities upon infinities to choose from. With every choice, a new alternate splits apart, and a new universe is born.

Each choice an alternate, each alternate a choice. And in them, this life is the alternate one. The better one. Maybe the worse. Who knows?

So, better make the best of it now, one choice at a time.

#throwback

this is why…

What are you passionate about?

…we can’t have nice things.

The world is burning and you’re asking about hobbies.

*100% disrespectful side-eye*

#wtf

water cooler talk

What jobs have you had?

Paying ones.

If you’re not getting paid, it’s not a job. It’s something else. Keep that in mind.

Always get paid and paid well!

#thursday

The ACME Customer Product Experience

When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

Dear Mr. Wile E. Coyote,

Thank you for your letter.

ACME is committed to improving the ACME Customer Product Experience (CPE) to fully satisfy ACME customer needs.

In light of your recent inquiries, we cordially invite you as one of our most valued customers to share your experiences with a select number of ACME products you have so far purchased. We hope that your valued input as a veteran ACME customer will help improve the ACME CPE as a whole.

Please send us your questions and concerns regarding the following ACME products:

  • Giant Bow & Arrow
  • Infinity Ladder
  • Giant Red Rocket
  • Enormous Bullseye
  • Massive Slingshot
  • Trampoline (normal)
  • Portable Tunnel

We thank you for your time and commitment, and look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours sincerely,
John Doe
ACME Customer Product Experience & Hazard Division

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