What’s something most people don’t understand?
That stupidity is indistinguishable from malice. Which makes wilful ignorance a deadly shark in the water.
#jaws
*Meryl Streep side eye*
What is one word that describes you?
I see you are asking questions again. Yes, yes, yes, you are. I have to say, it is a little suspicious. Oh yes. Look at you. Sitting there acting all innocent who are you working for? No, really. Tell me. Yes, I know. I don’t care. Now, tell me who sent you? Tell me. Go on. Spill those terrible beans.
#dailysnark
“She’s tolerable, I suppose…
What movies or TV series have you watched more than 5 times?
… but she’s not handsome enough to tempt me. Bingley, I am in no humour to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men. Go back to your partner, enjoy her smiles. You’re wasting your time with me.”
I did not look that up when I wrote it down.
Turns out, I only got one word wrong.
#bbc #austen
The one with the lightsabers
What is the last thing you learned?
Space operas are way more realistic than we thought.
#TGIF
*Joe Pesci laugh*
What bores you?
Get a load o’ this guy. He thinks I’m bored. Do I look bored to you? No? Then why’d you ask? Huh? Speak up. Speak up! Why’d you ask? Oh, you were curious. Haha. Curious. Ok. Ask me again. Go on. Ask me. Ask me again, tough guy. Ask me again. No no no ask me again! Go on! ASK ME.
#askmeanything
three good words 