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What animals make the best/worst pets?

Dear Sir / Madam / Being / Entity,

Blessings on your household, for the Ancient Gods have spoken!

To be claimed by a cat is to have an Ancient God call you worthy.

Feed the feline well, provide warmth and curious human things, for the Ancient Gods are playful. Allow long naps and give good scritches, and all will be well.

Remember, ye are in the presence of the Ancient One. Some things cannot be explained.

Enjoy your days and live well.

Yours sincerely,
Bastet’s Acolytes, Re-incarnated
c/o The Cat Distribution System

© 2025 threegoodwords

unbound

How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic?

Slow down. Breathe. Enjoy the sunshine. Go swim. See the sights. Connect with that person.

Do that thing you always wanted to do.

If you can’t, what’s holding you back? Figure that out.

Then go and find out which underpaid single mother already did what you always wanted to do, and follow her lead.

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Daily Affirmations, if wanted:

• Your life is a garden: Water what nourishes, remove what poisons, and be mindful of the weeds, they pop up regularly.

• Grow at your own pace. There’s only one you.

• Rest well: It takes time to recuperate, and you need it, body and soul. 

• Take that time off you’ve been meaning to take, and do something positive you genuinely enjoy.

• Give people their flowers when they’re around to receive them.

• Be a good friend. That sometimes means saying, “Thus far and no further,” and meaning it.

• Boundaries: Yours and others. Respect them.

• Read at least one book of fiction every year. You don’t have to tell anybody about it. Just enjoy the experience.

• Find that music album Younger You loved and listen to it all the way through.

© 2025 threegoodwords

#humpday

The Definite Article

What makes you laugh?

Among other things:

Thimbles, Evil Ducks, Mrs. Badcrumble, Cake or Death, James Mason, Bees, Pavlov’s Cat, Sebastian, B-Movie Cellists, the French, and the Death Star Canteen.

#IYKYK

back in the day

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Being was already a thing. There were wishes, though, big ones.

Winter: Meet Santa.
Summer: Go to the beach.

#childhood

at capacity

How often do you say “no” to things that would interfere with your goals?

Often.

Stopping for snacks is fine, but unnecessary tangents should be avoided.

Also, beware of Energy Vampires and Time Thieves:

They will ruin your peace, guaranteed.

#workit

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