…actually, why not?
Do you practice religion?
Karl M.: What did I tell you about that stuff?
A Nation: *sobs*
Karl M.: I told you. I literally told you. Did you listen? No.
A Nation: *wails* Make it stoooooohooooop!
Karl M.: *cusses in German* You literally started it. On purpose, too. Stop it yourself.
A Nation: *screams* *cries* *throws up*
#humpday #dailysnark
List your top 5 favorite fruits.
Agent: Boss, they’re doing it again!
Boss: What are they asking this time?
Agent: Fruits, boss. Five of them.
Boss: Call Mission Control. This is getting out of hand.
#humpday
What do you do to be involved in the community?
Identify a community need you can fulfil, however small.
Then set aside time and energy to fulfil it.
#humpday
What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite?
Christmas because vibes, mulled wine, and five billion types of cookies, cakes, and chocolate.
Snow, if you’re lucky, pretty lights, ridiculous movies you watch because tradition (you secretly like it), and season-appropriate music (jingle all the way).
Be silly, be cringe, it’s Yuletime.
#humpday
Write about a time when you didn’t take action but wish you had. What would you do differently?
If you’re a curmudgeon, eating an apple or an orange won’t change the curmudgeon part. Unless it’s magic fruit.
Situations vary, but your response is up to you.
Are you hard-headed, a people pleaser, or even both?
Learn to compromise, set healthy boundaries, and work on how you respond to situations and people.
Everything after that is quantum.
#humpday
Words, images & collages tossed from a window.
Essays, notes & interviews on why literary fiction matters to human living
small press. great publishing.
but don't take my word for it
Home hub & scribble space of Prose Writer & Poet Kristiane Weeks-Rogers (she/hers), author of poetry collection: 'Self-Anointment with Lemons'.
A journey from one end of the bookshelf to the other
three good words 