Where would you go on a shopping spree?
A pretty place where all the lovely clothes fit perfectly.
This place does not exist, except maybe by magic. #dailysnark
*Al Pacino stare*
What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?
You’re asking questions. Why’re you asking questions. No, Benjamin, I don’t like it when people ask questions. Coz I don’t like it. I was havin’ a nice dinner, and he has to come in here and start with the questions. Jimmy. Come here. This is Jimmy Two Eyes. Thank you, Jimmy. Ask him why he’s askin’ these questions. Jimmy is very good with questions, aren’t you Jimmy. Go ahead. Go on and ask your questions, Mr. Questionnaire. Oh, now you don’t wanna ask no goddamn questions. You see that? You see that, Jimmy? Benjamin, you see that? No more questions. Now, why is that. I was just sittin’ here enjoying my fuckin’ dinner and suddenly I’m bein’ ambushed by Wolf fuckin’ Blitzer. No no no no no, sit down, sit down. Sit down. Sit. Down. Now ask your fuckin’ questions. What? You don’t wanna? Why? Coz I don’t like bein’ asked questions? Ten outta ten, motherfucker, ten outta ten. See, Benjamin. No need to worry. We have an A+ student here, a fuckin’ valedictorian.
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Frying Pans & Fires
How has a failure, or apparent failure, set you up for later success?
Failure is the kid that yells, “The Emperor has no clothes!”
It opens your eyes to who’s fake and who’s real
and all the lies you have to stop believing.
Success is turning way from the imperial procession
and doing your own thing.
#humpday
The Good Old Days
Describe a phase in life that was difficult to say goodbye to.
Back when you didn’t want to stop the planet and get off. #dailyscream
To be or not to be…
If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why?
Shakespeare for a day:
Meet Kit Marlowe.
Find out what Elizabeth I was like.
Write a groundbreaking play.
Quaff and Brawl and Sing Raucous Songs.
Court Miss Hathaway and talk about Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo and ruin the entire timeline.
#hehe
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