Who asked this? And do they live on Planet Earth?
#dailysnark
Professional Zen
What profession do you admire most and why?
Micromanager [irate]: Where’s Employee XYZ?!
Office Warhorse [tired]: No idea.
Manager [indignant]: But the Office Thing!
Warhorse [calmly]: Did they meet the deadline to Project 123?
Manager [grudgingly]: Yes.
Warhorse [interested]: Can you fire them?
Manager [annoyed]: No.
Warhorse [impressed]: They won’t show up.
Manager [exasperated]: Why?
Warhorse [wistful]: Because they have achieved perfection.
#Monday
multiversal
Describe your life in an alternate universe.
Which one, though?
There are infinities upon infinities to choose from. With every choice, a new alternate splits apart, and a new universe is born.
Each choice an alternate, each alternate a choice. And in them, this life is the alternate one. The better one. Maybe the worse. Who knows?
So, better make the best of it now, one choice at a time.
#throwback
Digital Detox
Describe one habit that brings you joy.
Give your mind time to rest.
At least once a week, stay offline all day, go outside, and experience the world as it is. See the sky with your own eyes. Feel the sunlight on your skin. Experience the wind as it moves around you.
Talk to real people.
Figure out how to be human.
#sunday
What do you mean, you re-opened the park?
If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be?
If there’s one thing Jurassic Park taught us, then it’s to leave dinosaurs exactly where they are.
“Two species separated by 65 million years.”
Let’s keep it that way.
#yikes
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