What profession do you admire most and why?
Micromanager [irate]: Where’s Employee XYZ?!
Office Warhorse [tired]: No idea.
Manager [indignant]: But the Office Thing!
Warhorse [calmly]: Did they meet the deadline to Project 123?
Manager [grudgingly]: Yes.
Warhorse [interested]: Can you fire them?
Manager [annoyed]: No.
Warhorse [impressed]: They won’t show up.
Manager [exasperated]: Why?
Warhorse [wistful]: Because they have achieved perfection.
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