If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be?
If there’s one thing Jurassic Park taught us, then it’s to leave dinosaurs exactly where they are.
“Two species separated by 65 million years.”
Let’s keep it that way.
#yikes
*John Malkovich scowl*
On what subject(s) are you an authority?
Why are you here? Ah-ah-ah. Don’t move. Don’t move. You move, I get nervous because I don’t know what you’ll do, and you know what will happen then? Things will get messy. You don’t want that. So, again. Why are you here? No, Matthew, this is not about me. It’s about you. Why are you here? Just answer the question, Matthew. Na-ah-ah. What did I say about moving. There you go, moving again. Why aren’t you answering the question? The question, Matthew. See, now you’re making me nervous. And I told you, Matthew, don’t make me nervous. Now, things are going to get messy. All because you couldn’t answer a simple question, Matthew. *sigh* You disappoint me. *click*
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#answers
*comms blink*
Describe your dream chocolate bar.
Boss: Go on.
Agent: They’re definitely watching, sir.
Boss: Quite so. Get Hayfield, Simons, and Bashar on this. We’ll need the whole crew.
Agent: Yes, sir. Codename?
Boss: Pondicherry.
Agent: Bit on the nose, sir
Boss: That is the point.
#sweet
what the…
List your top 5 favorite fruits.
Agent: Boss, they’re doing it again!
Boss: What are they asking this time?
Agent: Fruits, boss. Five of them.
Boss: Call Mission Control. This is getting out of hand.
#humpday