List your top 5 favorite fruits.
Agent: Boss, they’re doing it again!
Boss: What are they asking this time?
Agent: Fruits, boss. Five of them.
Boss: Call Mission Control. This is getting out of hand.
#humpday
slow down
What’s one small improvement you can make in your life?
Breathe.
That email can wait. Yes, it can.
Take real breaks.
Put your phone away at least one hour before you go to bed.
Slow down.
Enjoy the little things.
Make good moments.
Time is the one thing you will not get back again.
#tuesdaythoughts
watch & learn
Share a story about someone who had a positive impact on your life.
Sometimes, a positive comes from observing a negative.
A warning ignored, a talent wasted.
A life lived in quiet desperation due to choices made rather than inclination.
And then of course: pattern recognition.
That moment of understanding: Not That. Definitely Not That.
Little lessons learned on the way.
#thoughtoftheday
know thyself
What does freedom mean to you?
Like Truth and Love, there’s wanting it and having it.
It shows you who you really are.
#sunday
*cackles*
What public figure do you disagree with the most?
Next question, please.
#dailysnark
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