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Mother of Dragons

If you could pick any fictional animal to be your lifelong companion (like a Pokémon or fantasy pet), what would it be?

At first I thought: Dragons!
But then I remembered Guards! Guards! and decided, maybe no dragons.

Then I thought: Unicorns!
But where to put the poor thing? And what do unicorns eat?

Then I thought: Phoenix!
Only which one? Ancient Greek? Or the Septology we dare not name? What if it burns when I’m not there? Problems.

Finally, I decided I’ll stick to cats since they’re quite magical already. After all, “In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”- Sir Terry Pratchett

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Underwater Basket Weaving

What skill would you like to learn?

Can you imagine what an amazing basket weaver you’d have to be to be able to do weave baskets under water?

Not to mention how you’d be an exceptional diver, too, if you can basket weave without diving gear. The lung capacity!

So, you’d be a great diver and you’d be amazing at basket weaving. And wouldn’t that mean the baskets you weave would endure under water? Because they’d have to hold, wouldn’t they?

Wouldn’t that make them especially robust in, say, beach spaces? They’d be sustainable, too, wouldn’t they? No more plastics. 100% organic beach supplies.

Amazing diving skills, incredible dexterity, and sustainable beach supplies. Imagine the possibilities…

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