Do lazy days make you feel rested or unproductive?
…I don’t think it means what you think it means.
#dailysnark
Underwater Basket Weaving
What skill would you like to learn?
Can you imagine what an amazing basket weaver you’d have to be to be able to do weave baskets under water?
Not to mention how you’d be an exceptional diver, too, if you can basket weave without diving gear. The lung capacity!
So, you’d be a great diver and you’d be amazing at basket weaving. And wouldn’t that mean the baskets you weave would endure under water? Because they’d have to hold, wouldn’t they?
Wouldn’t that make them especially robust in, say, beach spaces? They’d be sustainable, too, wouldn’t they? No more plastics. 100% organic beach supplies.
Amazing diving skills, incredible dexterity, and sustainable beach supplies. Imagine the possibilities…
#dailysnark
With all due respect
Who asked this? And do they live on Planet Earth?
#dailysnark
*sips coffee*
What’s a job you would like to do for just one day?
“I have no dream job. I do not dream of labor.” – James Baldwin
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What gives you direction in life?
Regular 9-5 Person: I need direction. Maybe this mediation thing will help. Let’s see.
Universe: titili titili dadadidum di dadadaboopdibopdi dada tumdi bopdiboopdi tsss tsss tsss tsss dadada dadada mm mm jigitty jig diboom da tshikidi tshikidi tum di tum da dadada dadada boomdibop di ooooh ooooh lalala bam dibidibibop diboom da tsoom tsoom
Regular 9-5 Person: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
Meanwhile
Thelonius Monk: Tell me more.
Kay who ate mushrooms: Wow. I can hear God.
Cats: Meow.
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