What is the last thing you learned?
Space operas are way more realistic than we thought.
#TGIF
Fighting Words
What is one question you hate to be asked? Explain.
Is that your real hair?
No, I shot it on my last hair hunt. This is my sanctioned trophy as the Ancestors decreed.
Why are you so emotional?
Who hurt you? Was it Mother?
Why do you care about these people?
Why are you a garbage person made of garbage? Look at you, a sentient trash can. A walking dumpsterfire. Gross.
*”Was it Mother?” is a quote IYKYK
Frying Pans & Fires
How has a failure, or apparent failure, set you up for later success?
Failure is the kid that yells, “The Emperor has no clothes!”
It opens your eyes to who’s fake and who’s real
and all the lies you have to stop believing.
Success is turning way from the imperial procession
and doing your own thing.
#humpday
*taps mic*
You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?
There are mountains, there are molehills, and there’s my family: a f-cking tsunami. #dailysnark
Excuse me
What are three objects you couldn’t live without?
Are you a genie?
Because this feels like one of those trick questions… #dailysnark
three good words 