Do you have a flag?

If you could have something named after you, what would it be?

One of the nice lakes on Mars, so that when humanity inevitably colonises Mars in the 2200s, and Mars becomes its own superpower in the 2300s due to continuous antagonism to Mega-Coloniser Earth, native Martians will holiday at Lake [My Name] and have long conversations over Pathfinder Beer that end with arguments about “Goddamn Terrans and their $£%&ing colonial BS!”

Martian Authorities and the Martian populace, however, will not question Lake [My Name]’s naming because the majority agree it’s actually quite fitting and gives the place a kind of mystic feel. Lake [My Name] will be known for restful getaways where Martians relax and recuperate from their forever-war with “those Terran bastards.”

#space

The Definite Article

What makes you laugh?

Among other things:

Thimbles, Evil Ducks, Mrs. Badcrumble, Cake or Death, James Mason, Bees, Pavlov’s Cat, Sebastian, B-Movie Cellists, the French, and the Death Star Canteen.

#IYKYK

back in the day

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Being was already a thing. There were wishes, though, big ones.

Winter: Meet Santa.
Summer: Go to the beach.

#childhood

*looks around*

What’s something most people don’t understand?

That stupidity is indistinguishable from malice. Which makes wilful ignorance a deadly shark in the water.

#jaws

video killed the radio star

How has technology changed your job?

If you ever yelled at a radio dj because they started talking exactly when they shouldn’t, and so ruined a perfect recording of your favourite new song, then this question is probably a bit tricky because where to even begin…

#oldschool

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